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Smoakland Crumble – Blue Dream 1g
Original price was: $20.00.$16.00Current price is: $16.00.1g Crumble | Sativa | 84.72% THC
Blue Dream is a sativa strain that is a potent cross between the hugely popular Blueberry X Haze strains. Users describe the Blue Dream high as having an immediate onset of an uplifting cerebral head high that leaves you completely motivated and focused with waves of creative energy that hit quickly and hard. This is accompanied by a mellow relaxing body high that leaves you warmed, numb, and completely pain free. Due to these potent combination effects, Blue Dream is said to be an ideal strain for treating patients suffering from conditions such as chronic stress, chronic pain due to injury or illness, mild to moderate cases of depression, and sleep disorders, including insomnia. Blue Dream has a delicious aroma of sweet blueberry pie and a taste of sugary sweet blueberries that stays on your tongue long after smoking. This bud has large dense yet fluffy popcorn-shaped bright neon green nugs with amber and blue hairs and rich blue undertones. These nugs are dusted with a fine layer of sandy milky white trichomes and sweet sticky resin.
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Smoakland Crumble – CandyKane Jack 1g
Original price was: $20.00.$16.00Current price is: $16.00.1g Crumble | Sativa | 75.19% THC
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Smoakland Crumble – Northern Lights 1g
Original price was: $20.00.$16.00Current price is: $16.00.1g Crumble | Indica | 78.32% THC
Few strains come with as much widespread renown as Northern Lights, inarguably one of the most popular strains of all time. An inbred descendant of original Afghani landrace strains, Northern Lights is a pure indica. A couple hits is all it takes for most patient’s seeking this strain’s powerful body effects, an upbeat mix of euphoria and physical relaxation. CBD levels are less clear, but they certainly aren’t high enough to recommend this as a treatment for seizures or other conditions that respond to CBD. Even so, Northern Lights is a highly useful medical strain, effective at treating anxiety, pain, and insomnia, as well as lack of appetite. Cottonmouth is common, as are red eyes, while other negative effects are much more limited. This strain has a sweet, earthy flavor with hints of citrus. Northern Lights is most popular on the West Coast and in Colorado, but it’s a favorite pretty much everywhere else marijuana can be found.
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Smoakland Crumble – Oreoz 1g
Original price was: $20.00.$16.00Current price is: $16.00.1g Crumble | Hybrid | 79.76% THC
Cereal Milk is a rare evenly balanced hybrid strain created through crossing the potent Snowman X Y-Life strains. Looking for a super unique flavor and a long-lasting high that’s perfect for a lazy weekend day? You’ve found it with Cereal Milk. This lovely lady packs a sweet and creamy sugary taste with hints of fruits and berries throughout., almost like a leftover bowl of cereal milk The aroma is very similar, although with a light herbal touch to it, too. The Cereal Milk high is just as delightful as the flavor, with effects that will have you feeling calm yet focused for hours on end. You’ll feel a euphoric lift at the onset of the high, filling your entire mind with a sense of pure happiness and lifted bliss. As your mind reaches new heights, you’ll feel an influx of creative energy and sociability, boosting your mental clarity and focus. Cereal Milk is often chosen to treat those suffering from conditions such as chronic stress, nausea or appetite loss, chronic fatigue, depression and chronic pain. This bud has tapered fat heart-shaped olive green nugs with minty undertones, dark orange hairs and a coating of frosty white crystal trichomes.
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Smoakland Crumble – Purple Kryptochronic 1g
Original price was: $20.00.$16.00Current price is: $16.00.1g Crumble | Indica | 76.02% THC
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Smoakland Shatterz – Blueberry Cookies 1g
Original price was: $20.00.$16.00Current price is: $16.00.1g Shatter | Indica | 70.54% THC
Blueberry Cookies is an indica-dominant hybrid created by crossing Blueberry Tahoe and Thin Mint GSC (f.k.a. Girl Scout Cookies). This strain’s unique flavor is a mixture of roasted nuts, mint, and fresh blueberries, while the bouquet provides an earthier, berry-forward aroma. Blueberry Cookies tends to hit the consumer in the body with mid-level sedative effects that are relaxing without being cumbersome. The mental state is often heady and creative, offering a distraction from stress. Blueberry Cookies is often recommended for consumers contending with chronic pain, inflammation, and depression.
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Smoakland Shatterz – Cereal Milk 1g
Original price was: $20.00.$16.00Current price is: $16.00.1g Shatter | Hybrid | 73.18% THC
Cereal Milk is a rare evenly balanced hybrid strain (50% indica/50% sativa) created through crossing the potent Snowman X Y-Life strains. Looking for a super unique flavor and a long-lasting high that’s perfect for a lazy weekend day? You’ve found it with Cereal Milk. This lovely lady packs a sweet and creamy sugary taste with hints of fruits and berries throughout., almost like a leftover bowl of cereal milk The aroma is very similar, although with a light herbal touch to it, too. The Cereal Milk high is just as delightful as the flavor, with effects that will have you feeling calm yet focused for hours on end. You’ll feel a euphoric lift at the onset of the high, filling your entire mind with a sense of pure happiness and lifted bliss. As your mind reaches new heights, you’ll feel an influx of creative energy and sociability, boosting your mental clarity and focus. Cereal Milk is often chosen to treat those suffering from conditions such as chronic stress, nausea or appetite loss, chronic fatigue, depression and chronic pain. This bud has tapered fat heart-shaped olive green nugs with minty undertones, dark orange hairs and a coating of frosty white crystal trichomes.
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Smoakland Shatterz – Lemon Cherry Gelato 1g
Original price was: $20.00.$16.00Current price is: $16.00.1g Shatter | Hybrid | 71.72% THC
Lemon Cherry Gelato is a extremely popular hybrid weed strain with several alleged origins. It could just be Gelato bagseed, aka a between Sunset Sherbet and Girl Scout Cookies. It can also be a type of Runtz, which is Gelato x Z. Now it is so popular, samples labeled ‘LCG’ surely include a broad range of Gelato, and Runtz varieties. Lemon Cherry Gelato effects include tingly, relaxed, and euphoric. Medical marijuana patients often choose Lemon Cherry Gelato when dealing with symptoms associated with anxiety, pain, and stress. Bred by Backpackboyz, Lemon Cherry Gelato features an aroma of lime, berries, and citrus with flavors of lemon, and sweet fruit. The dominant terpene of this strain is caryophyllene.
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Smoakland Shatterz – Pineapple Cake 1g
Original price was: $20.00.$16.00Current price is: $16.00.1g Shatter | Sativa | 70.98% THC
A sweetly spicy and balanced herb, the Pineapple Cake weed strain is a bodacious bud that aids mental clarity, emotional balance, and bodily ease, making it a strain that works wonderfully for beginners and badasses alike. It works wonderfully for newbies and those who are such stoners that Rastafarians pay respect by capturing their exploits in ska lyrics. As the name Pineapple Cake suggests, the flavor is tropical, with pineapple, citrus, and an after-hint of nutty, fruity sweetness. The scent is exotic, with a smell of pineapple/citrus, herbal notes with some spice, and a delicate hint of funk thanks to myrcene, the central terpene.
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Smoakland Shatterz – Purple Kryptochronic 1g
Original price was: $20.00.$16.00Current price is: $16.00.1g Shatter | Indica | 70.70% THC
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Connected Flower – Biscotti 10g
Original price was: $179.00.$109.00Current price is: $109.00.Premium Indoor Flower | Indica Hybrid | 31.99% THC
Lineage: South Florida OG x Gelato #25
When we created our notorious Biscotti (South Florida OG X Gelato 25) in 2016, we were hunting for the next great evolution of the Gelato family. Since then, we have applied countless new cultivation, harvest, & packaging techniques to ensure Biscotti delivers to the highest level of expectation; whether you have been BLOWINʼ BISCOTTI from day one or this is your first time encountering the legendary strain. Over the years it has been noted in more hit songs than we can count, probably because this Indica-leaning hybrid allows creativity and relaxation to flow together perfectly. Notes of coffee, chocolate, and an earthy, deep sweetness are apparent. But the magic of Biscotti is that the terpene profile can change from batch to batch, unlike any other strain we cultivate.








