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Smoakland Crumble – Cereal Milk 1g
Original price was: $20.00.$15.00Current price is: $15.00.1g Crumble | Hybrid | 83.70% THC
Cereal Milk is a rare evenly balanced hybrid strain created through crossing the potent Snowman X Y-Life strains. Looking for a super unique flavor and a long-lasting high that’s perfect for a lazy weekend day? You’ve found it with Cereal Milk. This lovely lady packs a sweet and creamy sugary taste with hints of fruits and berries throughout., almost like a leftover bowl of cereal milk The aroma is very similar, although with a light herbal touch to it, too. The Cereal Milk high is just as delightful as the flavor, with effects that will have you feeling calm yet focused for hours on end. You’ll feel a euphoric lift at the onset of the high, filling your entire mind with a sense of pure happiness and lifted bliss. As your mind reaches new heights, you’ll feel an influx of creative energy and sociability, boosting your mental clarity and focus. Cereal Milk is often chosen to treat those suffering from conditions such as chronic stress, nausea or appetite loss, chronic fatigue, depression and chronic pain. This bud has tapered fat heart-shaped olive green nugs with minty undertones, dark orange hairs and a coating of frosty white crystal trichomes.
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Smoakland Crumble – Cherry Bomb 1g
Original price was: $20.00.$15.00Current price is: $15.00.1g Crumble | Indica | 85.09% THC
Cherry Bomb is popular thanks to its reputation as a great strain for daytime consumption, providing mild to moderate effects. Effects take off fast, giving many consumers a strong buzz. Immediate effects tend to be active and mentally alert, but can border on antsy for some. It tends to smooth into a more focused state to allow for normal activities, and may even help you tackle that to-do list or next creative project. A popular variant of this strain crosses a California indica (most likely with some Skunk lineage) and a Hawaiian sativa from the breeders at Barney’s Farms. Cherry Bomb’s flowers will have a musky, berry aroma and a mild flavor.
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Smoakland Crumble – Green Crack 1g
Original price was: $20.00.$15.00Current price is: $15.00.1g Crumble | Sativa | 82.73% THC
A perennial favorite, Green Crack is a sativa-dominant hybrid that was bred by inbreeding Skunk #1. Green Crack is usually sativa-dominant, but there’s also a less popular indica-heavy version of the strain. Green Crack got its name from Snoop Dogg, though it’s also known as Green Cush or simply Cush among smokers who prefer not to reference cocaine. It has a sativa/indica ratio of 65:35. The high is decidedly cerebral, with a big mood boost and a jolt of energy. This strain spurs creativity and helps patients get things done. It’s most effective in treating anxiety and depression, along with ADHD, PTSD, and migraines. Green Crack has a sweet flavor with tropical and citrus notes. The buds are dense and tight. Dry mouth occurs frequently, while dry eyes, dizziness, and paranoia, happen less often. It’s most common in the Pacific Northwester, California, Arizona, and Colorado. But it can be found almost anywhere else with relative ease. It’s one of the most popular strains on the black market for this reason.
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Smoakland Crumble – Pink Lemonade 1g
Original price was: $20.00.$15.00Current price is: $15.00.1g Crumble | Indica | 83.20% THC
Pink Lemonade is a marijuana strain made by crossing Lemon Skunk with Purple Kush. This strain produces calming effects that instantly puts the mind into a haze while radiating through the body. Pink Lemonade smells like fruity, mentholated tea and has flavors of lemon and grapefruit on the exhale. This strain is used by medical marijuana patients to treat symptoms related to focus, stress and depression. Growers say Pink Lemonade comes in small buds that are coated in a generous layer of trichomes atop jade foliage and bronze pistils. In 2025, the Maryland brand Evermore also sells a “Pink Lemonade” strain that is Strawberry Fields x Sunset Sherbet.
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Smoakland Crumble – Super Lemon Haze 1g
Original price was: $20.00.$15.00Current price is: $15.00.1g Crumble | Sativa | 87.43% THC
This winning sativa strain took home first place in the Medical Sativa category at the 2014 Seattle Cannabis Cup. It’s a Washington original, grown by at least two local cultivators, Olympia Mike and A Green Cure. It’s a blend of Lemon Skunk and Super Silver Haze, and it has a sativa/indica ratio of 80:20. That means heady, peppy, cerebral effects: arousal, creativity, energy, euphoria, and intense happiness. These make for ideal tools in treating depression, fatigue, anxiety, nausea, and chronic pain. THC levels soar in this strain, with at least one sample topping 25%, and that puts Super Lemon Haze near the top of the potency pyramid. But it isn’t known for its CBD levels, which regularly test well below 1%. In other words, this strain shouldn’t be used as the only medicine for conditions that respond to CBD, such as seizure disorders. Super Lemon Haze has a tart, zesty lemon flavor and aroma, with sweet notes of candy. The bud, which has a speckled green-and-brown appearance, is covered with a dense layer of resinous trichomes. This strain is popular on the West Coast of the United States and in British Columbia.
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Concentrates Mix & Match
$60.00Choose any 4 Stiiizy, Chyll, or Smoakland Concentrate flavors for a discounted price of ONLY $15 each.
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Smoakland Black Flower – Cereal Milk 14g
Original price was: $45.00.$40.00Current price is: $40.00.Premium Sungrown Flower | Hybrid | 31.20% THC
Cereal Milk is a hybrid marijuana strain from Cookies. Cereal Milk is made by crossing Y Life (Cookies x Cherry Pie) and Snowman, a sativa-dominant Cookies pheno. Cereal Milk has a loud flavor with a sweet milk and ice cream nose that will keep you dipping back into your stash. You can expect dense, quality nugs dripping with trichomes and a potent high.
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Smoakland Black Flower – Grape Ape 14g
$45.00Premium Sungrown Flower | Indica | 35.38% THC
Grape Ape, propagated by Apothecary Genetics and Barney’s Farm, is a mostly indica strain that crosses Mendocino Purps, Skunk, and Afghani. Named for its distinct grape-like smell, this indica is known for providing carefree relaxation that can help soothe pain, stress, and anxiety.
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Smoakland Black Flower – Red Mintz 14g
Original price was: $40.00.$35.00Current price is: $35.00.Premium Sungrown Flower | Hybrid | 26.08% THC
Red Mintz is a slightly indica dominant hybrid strain (60% indica/40% sativa) created through crossing the delicious Gush Mintz X Red Velvet strains. A super tasty bud with a stoney, physical high, Red Mintz is a great treat for any fan of balanced indica strains. The flavor of Red Mintz is the perfect nod to its name and parentage, with a fruity blend of sweet sugary raspberries accented by sharp mint and a touch of zesty citrus. The aroma is very similar, with a spicy and flowery overtone accented by sugary sweet fruity candies and a punch of sharp lemon. The Red Mintz high will settle in slowly, beginning with a subtle tingle felt in the body. This tingle will soon begin to inch its way throughout the rest of your being, eventually turning heavy and stoney, locking you down to the couch with a deep sense of relaxation. A happy sense accompanies this heavy physical stone, keeping your mind a bit active. Red Mintz is often suggested to treat chronic stress, chronic pain, appetite loss or nausea, depression and cramps or muscle spasms. This bud has dense and small, rounded forest green nugs with thin red hairs and a frosty, sparkling coating of tiny white crystal trichomes.
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Smoakland Blendz (5) Preroll Pack – Blue Dream 3.5g
Original price was: $25.00.$19.00Current price is: $19.00.5 Prerolls, 0.7g per preroll, 3.5g total Flower | Sativa | 19.38% THC
Blue Dream is a sativa dominant hybrid, featuring a sweet fruity flavor profile, made by crossing Blueberry and Haze. The uplifting head high leaves you feeling motivated and focused with waves of creative energy that hit quickly and hard. This is perfect to pair with your favorite dessert. Taste Notes: Fruity, Herbal, Sweet; Terpenes: Myrcene, Pinene, Limonene; After Effects: Euphoric, Uplifted, Creative.
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Smoakland Blendz (5) Preroll Pack – Green Crack 3.5g
Original price was: $25.00.$19.00Current price is: $19.00.5 Prerolls, 0.7g per preroll, 3.5g total Flower | Sativa | 19.25% THC
Smoakland BlendZ feature our premium strain-specific cannabis RollieZ! Each container is a full 1/8 ounce, in 5 slim ready-to-smoke PrerollZ. BlendZ are packaged in a convenient crush-proof tin. Bring your Smoakland BlendZ anywhere, they are perfect for pockets, purses, and backpacks.
Flavors: Skunk, Citrus, Mango
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Smoakland Blendz (5) Preroll Pack – OG #18 3.5g
Original price was: $25.00.$19.00Current price is: $19.00.5 Prerolls, 0.7g per preroll, 3.5g total Flower | Indica | 20.50% THC
OG 18 is also popularly referred to as ‘Private Reserve’. Being the indica dominant hybrid strain that it is, it has a kick unlike any other. The buds are dense, thick and extremely resinous. There is no denying that the strain is incredibly sour, in fact it is so sour it will curdle milk instantaneously. As for the taste, it is as sour as it smells but should not frighten you from giving it a try. The strain and its taste are so overwhelming it will want you come back for more, although you should refrain from smoking higher doses. The strain is quite strong overall. It offers a perfect mix of body and cerebral high that will increase focus and concentration. Even though it packs a punch, it does not last as long as you would expect it to last. But then again the finish is not as nasty, it is relaxing and clean without any negative effects or crashes. Its all-purpose body feeling will leave you relaxed, which is excellent for any patient suffering from pains and aches. Even though it is not for the faint of heart, the strain boosts energy levels all the while relieving you from muscle tension and acts as an effective mood elevator.