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Smoakland Crumble – Cereal Milk 1g
Original price was: $20.00.$16.00Current price is: $16.00.1g Crumble | Hybrid | 83.70% THC
Cereal Milk is a rare evenly balanced hybrid strain created through crossing the potent Snowman X Y-Life strains. Looking for a super unique flavor and a long-lasting high that’s perfect for a lazy weekend day? You’ve found it with Cereal Milk. This lovely lady packs a sweet and creamy sugary taste with hints of fruits and berries throughout., almost like a leftover bowl of cereal milk The aroma is very similar, although with a light herbal touch to it, too. The Cereal Milk high is just as delightful as the flavor, with effects that will have you feeling calm yet focused for hours on end. You’ll feel a euphoric lift at the onset of the high, filling your entire mind with a sense of pure happiness and lifted bliss. As your mind reaches new heights, you’ll feel an influx of creative energy and sociability, boosting your mental clarity and focus. Cereal Milk is often chosen to treat those suffering from conditions such as chronic stress, nausea or appetite loss, chronic fatigue, depression and chronic pain. This bud has tapered fat heart-shaped olive green nugs with minty undertones, dark orange hairs and a coating of frosty white crystal trichomes.
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Smoakland Crumble – Cherry Bomb 1g
Original price was: $20.00.$16.00Current price is: $16.00.1g Crumble | Indica | 85.09% THC
Cherry Bomb is popular thanks to its reputation as a great strain for daytime consumption, providing mild to moderate effects. Effects take off fast, giving many consumers a strong buzz. Immediate effects tend to be active and mentally alert, but can border on antsy for some. It tends to smooth into a more focused state to allow for normal activities, and may even help you tackle that to-do list or next creative project. A popular variant of this strain crosses a California indica (most likely with some Skunk lineage) and a Hawaiian sativa from the breeders at Barney’s Farms. Cherry Bomb’s flowers will have a musky, berry aroma and a mild flavor.
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Smoakland Crumble – Do-Si-Do 1g
Original price was: $20.00.$16.00Current price is: $16.00.1g Crumble | Hybrid | 74.56% THC
Do-Si-Dos is an indica dominant hybrid (70% indica/30% sativa) strain created through crossing the potent Girl Scout Cookies with Face Off OG. Named for the favorite Girl Scout Cookie, Do-Si-Do has a sweet addicting minty cookie flavor that you won’t be able to get enough of. The smell of Do-Si-Do is just as intoxicating as the flavor, with a sweet minty aroma that’s accented by fresh lime and pine. Once you get past the flavor, the effects are just as addicting. The Do-Si-Do high hits you fast and hard with a cerebral rush of euphoric energy that lasts for only a few moments before fading into a happy stoney introspection. As your mind falls deeper and deeper into itself, a warming body buzz will start to wash over you, first moving down your spine before extending through your limbs, leaving you helplessly sedated and completely couch-locked. With these hard-hitting effects, Do-Si-Do is said to be perfect for the experienced user suffering from conditions such as insomnia, chronic pain, nausea, and depression. Do-Si-Do buds have conical olive green nugs with bright amber hairs, purple leaves, and a sticky coating of sweet syrupy resin that coats each and every bright frosty white trichome.
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Smoakland Crumble – Green Crack 1g
Original price was: $20.00.$16.00Current price is: $16.00.1g Crumble | Sativa | 82.73% THC
A perennial favorite, Green Crack is a sativa-dominant hybrid that was bred by inbreeding Skunk #1. Green Crack is usually sativa-dominant, but there’s also a less popular indica-heavy version of the strain. Green Crack got its name from Snoop Dogg, though it’s also known as Green Cush or simply Cush among smokers who prefer not to reference cocaine. It has a sativa/indica ratio of 65:35. The high is decidedly cerebral, with a big mood boost and a jolt of energy. This strain spurs creativity and helps patients get things done. It’s most effective in treating anxiety and depression, along with ADHD, PTSD, and migraines. Green Crack has a sweet flavor with tropical and citrus notes. The buds are dense and tight. Dry mouth occurs frequently, while dry eyes, dizziness, and paranoia, happen less often. It’s most common in the Pacific Northwester, California, Arizona, and Colorado. But it can be found almost anywhere else with relative ease. It’s one of the most popular strains on the black market for this reason.
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Smoakland Crumble – Marathon OG 1g
Original price was: $20.00.$16.00Current price is: $16.00.1g Crumble | Indica | 78.44% THC
Marathon OG, also known as “Marathon Kush,” is a potent indica marijuana strain bred from a cross of OG Kush. Marathon OG produces euphoric and relaxing effects that may overwhelm a novice consumer. This strain features flavors like lemon, earth and spice. Medical marijuana patients choose Marathon OG to help relieve symptoms associated with stress, anxiety and pain. Fun Fact: this strain was selected for the late rapper Nipsey Hussle, its name a homage to his series of famous mixtapes.
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Smoakland Crumble – Slushy 1g
Original price was: $20.00.$16.00Current price is: $16.00.1g Crumble | Hybrid | 70.18% THC
Slushie is a hybrid weed strain made from a genetic cross between Snowman and Papaya. This strain is 50% sativa and 50% indica.
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Smoakland Shatterz – Black Mamba 1g
Original price was: $20.00.$16.00Current price is: $16.00.1g Shatter | Indica | 78.53% THC
An indica dominant strain, Black Mambo was created by crossing Blue Bubblejuice and Domina, which makes it, comprise of genetics from well-known and widely liked strains such as Blueberry and Northern Light. One of the most popular African snakes is the black mamba that is infamous for the potency its venom contains and for the bad-tempered aggression it has. Apparently, the creators of this marijuana strain decided to name it after one of the most fearsome snakes in the world in order to highlight the power of this marijuana strain. This strain carries a skunky smell with a flavor that comprises of fragrant notes because of the presence of grapes and sweet berries. Black Mamba produces a typical Indica high with a body stone that is powerful but not overwhelming. This strain is a good choice for relaxing around the house with a movie or a book. Medically, this strain is effective for stress and sleeplessness. Plants of this strain are of a medium height with sticky, dense buds and mid-green leaves. Black Mamba seeds grow well in hydro or in soil indoors and take almost seven to eight weeks to flower. This strain has a good hit but is not overpowering.
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Smoakland Shatterz – Blue Dream 1g
Original price was: $20.00.$16.00Current price is: $16.00.1g Shatter | Sativa | 63.51% THC
Blue Dream is a sativa-dominant cannabis strain known for its balanced effects, providing both mental stimulation and physical relaxation, and is popular for its sweet, fruity blueberry aroma and taste. It’s a cross between the Blueberry indica and Haze sativa strains and is widely used for managing chronic pain, stress, anxiety, depression, and fatigue due to its mood-enhancing and analgesic properties.
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Smoakland Shatterz – Sour Diesel 1g
Original price was: $20.00.$16.00Current price is: $16.00.1g Shatter | Sativa | 79.91% THC
Sour Diesel, otherwise known as “Sour D” or “Sour Deez” is a sativa dominant hybrid strain. The origin of Sour Diesel is frequently debated within the marijuana community. Some say it’s a cross between mass super skunk and 91 Chemdog, while others claim that it’s a cross between Mexican sativa and a Chemdog phenotype. Either way, you can undoubtedly look forward to a high like no other. Couch lock and a “heavy feeling” aren’t a factor when smoking sour diesel. Instead, you can expect an invigorating cerebral high that open up doors of creativity. This strain is commonly used amongst medical patients to relieve anxiety, depression, and chronic fatigue. Although sour diesel consists of some indicia, it’s not the best strain for insomnia and other similar ailments because of the stimulating and lively head high that it delivers. Due to the effervescent contained within this strain, many people choose to smoke sour diesel at the beginning of their day for a head start. The potency of this strain is just enough to give you a great high and become your daily toke. The word “diesel” in sour diesel didn’t come out of absolutely nowhere. This strain has one of the most pungent aromas of any strain, similar to Diesel Gas with a hint of lemon. You can expect a smooth toke with a slight lemon aftertaste. The appearance of sour diesel is composed of dense light green mug covered in orange hairs.
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Smoakland Shatterz – Tropical Lemonade 1g
Original price was: $20.00.$16.00Current price is: $16.00.1g Shatter | Hybrid | 79.70% THC
Tropical Lemonade is a sativa dominant hybrid strain (70% sativa/30% indica) created through crossing the delicious Strawberry Lemonade X Tropicanna strains. This bright sativa is a great option for a wake-and-bake on a day when you don’t have much to do but get socializing or get outdoors with friends. The Tropical Lemonade high will hit you immediately, electrifying your brain and opening your eyes, getting you into a place of pure energizing euphoria. You’ll feel super sociable and outgoing at this point, too, eagerly jumping into any conversation happening around you, although your focus will be seriously lacking. A sharp pang of hunger often accompanies this bright boost, getting you ravenous and reaching for anything in sight to snack on. Tropical Lemonade is often suggested to treat chronic stress, chronic fatigue, appetite loss or nausea, depression or mood swings and chronic pain. This bud has a sweet and zesty sugary lemonade flavor with a spicy, orange-like exhale. The aroma is very much the same, with a bright orange and lemonade overtone accented by skunky dank and fresh tropical fruits. Tropical Lemonade buds have fluffy and airy, grape-shaped minty green nugs with thick orange hairs and chunky, golden-white crystal trichomes.
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Smoakland Super J 7 Pack – Gelato 33 3.5g
Original price was: $39.00.$29.00Current price is: $29.00.Seven (7) .5g Joints, 3.5g total | Hybrid | 34.90% THC Infused with Live Resin and Kief
Dessert turned dial-breaker. Gelato 33 shines with sweet, creamy flavor and a balanced high that’s both chill and energizing. With live resin and kief infused into every preroll, this Super J 7 Pack delivers next-level flavor and full-throttle potency.
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Smoakland Super J 7 Pack – Granddaddy Purp 33 3.5g
Original price was: $39.00.$29.00Current price is: $29.00.Seven (7) .5g Joints, 3.5g total | Indica | 35.10% THC Infused with Live Resin and Kief
The heavyweight champion of indicas, now in a Super J 7 Pack. Grandaddy Purp brings grape and berry flavor with heavy, body-melting relaxation. Infused with live resin and kief, each preroll hits harder, delivering knockout vibes all week long.
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