Lineage: Blueberry x GSC

A combination of old-school ’98 Bubba and GSC, the family resemblance on this strain will transport you to an era of hacky sacks and YOLO hats. These flowers are almost white from all the trichomes, turning vibrant greens ashy and bright orange hairs into a creamy sherbet. This dull sheen acts like a million tiny velcro teeth on your fingers, leaving them covered in what looks like a fine layer of dust.

This weed will have you paging your friends for more. The nugs give off a plastic & new electronics smell that’s missing the harsher, more acetone edge of many similar strains. When you squeeze, your hands come away smelling like a gas station but underneath, you’ll pick up the scent of orange peel that, together, has the creaminess of a push-pop.

At first, the dry inhale is best described as an airline cookie dipped in a cup of gasoline. After you light it up, that first moment has hints of lobster butter as the whole thing goes hypercolor. Suddenly, the taste is a first-class blending of GSC’s fruitiness with the earthiness of Bubba, giving you a dense flavor that sinks straight to the bottom of your mouth.

Smoking Bubba’s Girl is like those scenes where a jet pilot is being chased, then suddenly hits the brakes. You can almost hear that moment where the world starts to rush past at a different pace. Leaving you in a lag from everything else but still very aware. With such a fast onset, you’re going to want to make sure your seatbelt is securely fastened and all items properly stowed before lighting up.

Lineage: Pop Rocks X Purple Push Pop

A cross of the mysterious Pop Rocks (a.k.a. Pop Rox) and Purple Push Pop (Cookies & Cream x Temple Flo), this balanced hybrid combines a dreamy uplift with a melty body buzz. Inspire your mind and unlock your creativity with this soothing strain, as notes of sweet, earthy grapes and pine tickle your taste buds. Cam Pop’s mellowing effects are fantastic when you want to keep your mind moving while staying loose and relaxed.

The buds have a mix of greens and purples covered in white frost, making them look like static from a ’90s portable color tv. When you open the jar, these flocked little trees give off waves of biscotti and cake, blocking all that sherb, but if you touch the nugs, your hands come away dipped in fuel. Inside are purple hues and a super uplifting fruit smell that starts to burn the eyes like someone changed that Sherb Cake into pure sherb-octane.

Despite having a dry hit that’s heavy on the black licorice, the first few hits are very cake-y, with a mix of sherb and biscotti at the end. You can taste the whole separation of flavors on the exhale. As you keep going, things get earthy and super gassy with some fruit at the end. And the entire flavor profile sort of swirls around in your mouth.

When you’re smoking Gassanova, you want to hurry up and finish the joint so you can stop using your arms and start relaxing. Head and limbs can feel heavy, and it’s best to make sure you’re not too far from a good hammock if you’re going to smoke it all to yourself.