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Chyll Flower – Wedding Punch Ounce *Value Top Shelf*
$89.00Premium Light Dep Flower | Hybrid | 25.69% THC
Wedding Punch is an evenly balanced hybrid strain (50% indica/50% sativa) created through crossing the potent Wedding Cake X Purple Punch strains. If you’re after the perfect well-balanced hybrid with celebrity parentage, Wedding Punch was totally made for you. This bud packs a myriad of heady and physical effects that will have you feeling lifted and dazed for hours on end. You’ll feel mentally stimulated with a sense of focus that has you filled with creativity and motivation. But you’d better move quickly if you plan to use this focus on anything, since it will suddenly take a turn for the stoney and leave you feeling giggly and out of touch with reality. Wedding Punch is often chosen to treat a variety of conditions including chronic stress or anxiety, depression, chronic fatigue and ADD or ADHD. This bud has a sweet and creamy vanilla mango flavor with hints of citrusy cheese and fruity grapes. The aroma is very similar, with a creamy cheese overtone accented by fruity grapes and sour tropical mango and citrus. Wedding Punch buds have oversized heart-shaped bluish-green nugs with thick yellow-orange hairs and a coating of tiny, white crystal trichomes.
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Smoakland Black Flower – Cereal Milk 14g
Original price was: $45.00.$40.00Current price is: $40.00.Premium Sungrown Flower | Hybrid | 31.20% THC
Cereal Milk is a hybrid marijuana strain from Cookies. Cereal Milk is made by crossing Y Life (Cookies x Cherry Pie) and Snowman, a sativa-dominant Cookies pheno. Cereal Milk has a loud flavor with a sweet milk and ice cream nose that will keep you dipping back into your stash. You can expect dense, quality nugs dripping with trichomes and a potent high.
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Smoakland Black Flower – Grape Ape 14g
$45.00Premium Sungrown Flower | Indica | 35.38% THC
Grape Ape, propagated by Apothecary Genetics and Barney’s Farm, is a mostly indica strain that crosses Mendocino Purps, Skunk, and Afghani. Named for its distinct grape-like smell, this indica is known for providing carefree relaxation that can help soothe pain, stress, and anxiety.
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Smoakland Black Flower – Red Mintz 14g
Original price was: $40.00.$35.00Current price is: $35.00.Premium Sungrown Flower | Hybrid | 26.08% THC
Red Mintz is a slightly indica dominant hybrid strain (60% indica/40% sativa) created through crossing the delicious Gush Mintz X Red Velvet strains. A super tasty bud with a stoney, physical high, Red Mintz is a great treat for any fan of balanced indica strains. The flavor of Red Mintz is the perfect nod to its name and parentage, with a fruity blend of sweet sugary raspberries accented by sharp mint and a touch of zesty citrus. The aroma is very similar, with a spicy and flowery overtone accented by sugary sweet fruity candies and a punch of sharp lemon. The Red Mintz high will settle in slowly, beginning with a subtle tingle felt in the body. This tingle will soon begin to inch its way throughout the rest of your being, eventually turning heavy and stoney, locking you down to the couch with a deep sense of relaxation. A happy sense accompanies this heavy physical stone, keeping your mind a bit active. Red Mintz is often suggested to treat chronic stress, chronic pain, appetite loss or nausea, depression and cramps or muscle spasms. This bud has dense and small, rounded forest green nugs with thin red hairs and a frosty, sparkling coating of tiny white crystal trichomes.
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Smoakland Exotix Flower – Original Glue 14g
Original price was: $40.00.$29.00Current price is: $29.00.Premium Sungrown Flower | Hybrid | 23.65% THC
Original Glue, once known as “Gorilla Glue #4,” is an indica dominant hybrid strain (63% indica/37% sativa) created through crossing the infamous Chem’s Sister X Sour Dubb X Chocolate Diesel strains. Known for its body-melting effects, Original Glue is perfect for kicking back on those nights when rest just won’t come easily. The high has a slowly building onset, first hitting you in the mind with a lifted sense of euphoria. As your negative or racing thoughts quickly fade away, your body will drop off into a state of deep physical relaxation. This state of calm quickly turns sedative, immediately gluing you to anywhere you happen to be sitting for hours on end without relief. With these hard-hitting effects and its super high 32% average THC level, Original Glue is said to be perfect for treating conditions such as chronic pain, depression, insomnia, and muscle spasms or tremors. This bud has a chemical diesel flavor with a rich chocolately exhale that tastes slightly of earth. The aroma is very heavy and pungent with a dank diesel overtone accented by mocha and spices. Original Glue buds have oversized fluffy olive green popcorn-shaped nugs with long thin amber hairs and a coating of thick frosty bright white crystal trichomes.
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Smoakland Exotix Flower – Skunk OG 14g
Original price was: $45.00.$40.00Current price is: $40.00.Premium Sungrown Flower | Hybrid | 28.91% THC
Skunk OG is a slightly hybrid strain that is a potent cross between the insanely popular The OG X Skunk #1 strains. This dank buds high is very happy and euphoric with clear-headed motivational tendencies that encourage them to be active and tackle tasks that they would normally avoid when not dosing with this bud. This accompanied by a buzzy body high later on that leaves you relaxed, drowsy, and utterly at ease. Due to the potent combination of sativa and indica effects, The Skunk OG is an ideal strain for treating patients suffering from conditions such as mild to severe depression, as well as chronic stress or anxiety disorders. The Skunk OG bud has an aroma of skunky sweet citrus and a taste of sour skunky citrus that sweetens as you exhale. This strain has long dense forest green leafy nugs with a sparse covering of thick amber hairs. These nugs are caked in a thick sticky layer of sparkling white crystal trichomes and syrupy sweet resin.
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Smoakland Exotix Flower – Sunset Sour Jack 14g
Original price was: $40.00.$35.00Current price is: $35.00.Premium Sungrown Flower | Sativa | 26.30% THC
Bright, bold, and built for golden-hour energy. Sunset Sour Jack brings together citrusy tang and diesel funk for a mouth-puckering, eye-opening smoke that hits with uplifting, creative vibes. Perfect for daytime adventures, deep conversations, or leveling up your vibe before the sun goes down.
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Smoakland Xclusivez Flower – Blue Dream Ounce
Original price was: $69.00.$55.00Current price is: $55.00.Premium Sungrown Flower | Sativa | 22.90% THC
Blue Dream is a sativa-dominant strain is made by crossing Blueberry and Haze. Blue Dream has a sweet berry smell and taste that comes with a balanced high. The uplifting head high leaves you feeling motivated and focused with waves of creative energy that hit quickly and hard.
**Taste Notes: Fruity, Herbal, Sweet | Terpenes: Myrcene, Pinene, Limonene | After Effects: Euphoric, Uplifted, Creative
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Smoakland Xclusivez Flower – Ice Cream Man Ounce
Original price was: $69.00.$49.00Current price is: $49.00.Premium Sungrown Flower | Indica | 21.20% THC
Ice Cream Man is a rare indica strain created through crossing the powerful Jet Fuel Gelato X Legend Orange Apricot strains. Known for its deliciously creamy flavor, Ice Cream Man packs a punch of effects that will have you feeling lifted and pretty aroused in no time at all. Each inhale brings on tastes of sweet berries and fruits alongside sharp citrus and peppery fuel. The aroma is very peppery and herbal with a fruity overtone that sweetens the more that you toke. The Ice Cream Man high is just as tantalizing as the flavor, with effects that hit both mind and body. It starts with a fast-acting euphoria that slams into the mind with a high level of potency and a touch of creative energy. As your mood is boosted and your mind soars, a tingly relaxation will spread over the body, one that can quickly become arousing. Ice Cream Man is often chosen to treat those suffering from conditions such as chronic fatigue, depression, chronic stress, insomnia and chronic pain. This bud has fluffy bright neon green nugs with minty leaves, vivid orange hairs and a coating of milky white crystal trichomes.
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Smoakland Xclusivez Flower – Wedding Cake Ounce
Original price was: $69.00.$49.00Current price is: $49.00.Premium Sungrown Flower | Hybrid | 25% THC
Wedding Cake, also known as “Triangle Mints #23,” is a potent type of indica-hybrid marijuana strain made by crossing Triangle Kush with Animal Mints. Fun fact: In Canada, this strain is known as Pink Cookies. The Wedding Cake strain provides relaxing and euphoric effects that calm the body and mind. This strain yields a rich and tangy flavor profile with undertones of earthy pepper. Medical marijuana patients choose Wedding Cake to help relieve symptoms associated with pain, insomnia and appetite loss.
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Teds Budz Flower – Black Fish 3.5g
$59.00Premium Indoor Exotic Flower | Indica Hybrid | 27% THC
Lineage: Pink Guava x Blue Zushi
Black Fish by Ted’s Budz is a premium, indica-dominant hybrid cannabis strain crafted from a cross between Pink Guava and Blue Zushi. This exotic pairing results in a unique flavor profile that blends sweet, fruity notes with a subtle gassy undertone, offering a rich and layered smoking experience. Black Fish delivers a potent high that begins with a euphoric cerebral uplift, gradually transitioning into deep physical relaxation. This makes it an excellent choice for evening use or unwinding after a long day. Known for its dense, trichome-rich buds, Black Fish boasts a visually striking appearance and a smooth, flavorful smoke. The strain’s unique terpene profile contributes to its distinctive aroma and taste, making it a favorite among connoisseurs seeking both potency and flavor.
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Teds Budz Flower – BoysenBerry Cherries 3.5g
$59.00Premium Indoor Exotic Flower | Indica Hybrid | 25% THC
Lineage: DJ Short Blueberry x Grape Pie
Aroma: Sweet, deep berry pie
Appearance: The nug structure is very bulky, displaying purple & dark green hues that appear to be wet to the naked eye due to the icy trichomes density.
Palate: The fusion between grape pie & blueberry compliment each other perfectly giving off a burst of terps with every pull that tastes similar to a raspberry yogurt popsicle.
Smoking Experience: Boysenberry cherries is the third and final of the berry cherries collabs and it packs a very large punch to the lungs. Offering a totally different high than the other two berry cherrie crosses – frontal lobe pressure is apparent after consumption as well as mental clarity and feelings of euphoric which often translate to the giggles. Boysenberry is hands down Ted’s favorite of the three berry cherries collaborations – don’t sleep on it!! Flower is a hybrid indica dominant.