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Smoakland Shatterz – Black Mamba 1g
Original price was: $20.00.$16.00Current price is: $16.00.1g Shatter | Indica | 78.53% THC
An indica dominant strain, Black Mambo was created by crossing Blue Bubblejuice and Domina, which makes it, comprise of genetics from well-known and widely liked strains such as Blueberry and Northern Light. One of the most popular African snakes is the black mamba that is infamous for the potency its venom contains and for the bad-tempered aggression it has. Apparently, the creators of this marijuana strain decided to name it after one of the most fearsome snakes in the world in order to highlight the power of this marijuana strain. This strain carries a skunky smell with a flavor that comprises of fragrant notes because of the presence of grapes and sweet berries. Black Mamba produces a typical Indica high with a body stone that is powerful but not overwhelming. This strain is a good choice for relaxing around the house with a movie or a book. Medically, this strain is effective for stress and sleeplessness. Plants of this strain are of a medium height with sticky, dense buds and mid-green leaves. Black Mamba seeds grow well in hydro or in soil indoors and take almost seven to eight weeks to flower. This strain has a good hit but is not overpowering.
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Smoakland Shatterz – Blueberry Cookies 1g
Original price was: $20.00.$16.00Current price is: $16.00.1g Shatter | Indica | 70.54% THC
Blueberry Cookies is an indica-dominant hybrid created by crossing Blueberry Tahoe and Thin Mint GSC (f.k.a. Girl Scout Cookies). This strain’s unique flavor is a mixture of roasted nuts, mint, and fresh blueberries, while the bouquet provides an earthier, berry-forward aroma. Blueberry Cookies tends to hit the consumer in the body with mid-level sedative effects that are relaxing without being cumbersome. The mental state is often heady and creative, offering a distraction from stress. Blueberry Cookies is often recommended for consumers contending with chronic pain, inflammation, and depression.
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Smoakland Shatterz – Cereal Milk 1g
Original price was: $20.00.$16.00Current price is: $16.00.1g Shatter | Hybrid | 73.18% THC
Cereal Milk is a rare evenly balanced hybrid strain (50% indica/50% sativa) created through crossing the potent Snowman X Y-Life strains. Looking for a super unique flavor and a long-lasting high that’s perfect for a lazy weekend day? You’ve found it with Cereal Milk. This lovely lady packs a sweet and creamy sugary taste with hints of fruits and berries throughout., almost like a leftover bowl of cereal milk The aroma is very similar, although with a light herbal touch to it, too. The Cereal Milk high is just as delightful as the flavor, with effects that will have you feeling calm yet focused for hours on end. You’ll feel a euphoric lift at the onset of the high, filling your entire mind with a sense of pure happiness and lifted bliss. As your mind reaches new heights, you’ll feel an influx of creative energy and sociability, boosting your mental clarity and focus. Cereal Milk is often chosen to treat those suffering from conditions such as chronic stress, nausea or appetite loss, chronic fatigue, depression and chronic pain. This bud has tapered fat heart-shaped olive green nugs with minty undertones, dark orange hairs and a coating of frosty white crystal trichomes.
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Smoakland Shatterz – Pineapple Cake 1g
Original price was: $20.00.$16.00Current price is: $16.00.1g Shatter | Sativa | 70.98% THC
A sweetly spicy and balanced herb, the Pineapple Cake weed strain is a bodacious bud that aids mental clarity, emotional balance, and bodily ease, making it a strain that works wonderfully for beginners and badasses alike. It works wonderfully for newbies and those who are such stoners that Rastafarians pay respect by capturing their exploits in ska lyrics. As the name Pineapple Cake suggests, the flavor is tropical, with pineapple, citrus, and an after-hint of nutty, fruity sweetness. The scent is exotic, with a smell of pineapple/citrus, herbal notes with some spice, and a delicate hint of funk thanks to myrcene, the central terpene.
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Connected Flower – Biscotti 10g
Original price was: $179.00.$109.00Current price is: $109.00.Premium Indoor Flower | Indica Hybrid | 31.07% THC
Lineage: South Florida OG x Gelato #25
When we created our notorious Biscotti (South Florida OG X Gelato 25) in 2016, we were hunting for the next great evolution of the Gelato family. Since then, we have applied countless new cultivation, harvest, & packaging techniques to ensure Biscotti delivers to the highest level of expectation; whether you have been BLOWINʼ BISCOTTI from day one or this is your first time encountering the legendary strain. Over the years it has been noted in more hit songs than we can count, probably because this Indica-leaning hybrid allows creativity and relaxation to flow together perfectly. Notes of coffee, chocolate, and an earthy, deep sweetness are apparent. But the magic of Biscotti is that the terpene profile can change from batch to batch, unlike any other strain we cultivate.
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Connected Flower – Gascotti 3.5g
Original price was: $75.00.$45.00Current price is: $45.00.Premium Indoor Flower | Indica | 30.44% THC
Lineage: Â (SFV OG x RC14) x Biscotti
Gascotti comes through loud and unmistakable. Dense, spongey buds shine with a silvery, wet frost over layers of lime and forest green, threaded with rusty orange pistils. The jar opens with a sharp rush of mentholated gas. Crack a nug and it only gets louder, coating the senses with fuel-forward funk and a subtle creamy sweetness underneath. On the inhale, pine and kerosene hit fast with immediate lung expansion. The exhale softens into floral lavender and a light powdered sugar finish, where the Biscotti influence lingers. Heavy, wave-like effects follow. A euphoric head change lifts the mood before melting into deep, full body relaxation, making Gascotti an ideal end of day smoke for experienced consumers.
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Connected Flower – Midnight Bubba 3.5g
Original price was: $75.00.$45.00Current price is: $45.00.Premium Indoor Flower | Indica | 30.40% THC
Lineage: Blue Runtz x Bubba Kush #20
Midnight Bubba is a beautiful flower with deep violet and dark purple hues, accented by reddish-orange hairs woven through dense, frost-covered, crown-shaped buds. The aroma opens with a sharp pop of sour blueberries and hard candy, layered over a leathery, almost incense-like undertone. The flavor mirrors the aroma in reverse, starting with rich coffee, deep earth, and classic kush, then finishing with a lingering sour blueberry hard candy note that adds contrast and depth. Effects come on fast and heavy, making Midnight Bubba an ideal end-of-day strain. Expect deep physical relaxation and true couch-lock, paired with a long-lasting, blissful calm.
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Connected Flower – Permanent Marker 3.5g
Original price was: $75.00.$45.00Current price is: $45.00.Premium Indoor Flower | Indica Hybrid | 28.58% THC
Lineage: Biscotti x Sherb Bx1 X Jealousy F2
Prominent Terpenes: Limonene, β-Caryophyllene, Linalool
After a whiff of this flower you’ll know exactly why this strain has earned this moniker. A rich candy aroma soaked in a gas will assault your nasal cavities the moment you lift the lid. Permanent Marker’s funky, diesel stank lingers in your nose and slowly diminishes until all that’s left is a faint sugary aroma bringing to mind a floral spring breeze. The deep olive greens and midnight purple of the leaves make the already thin pistils almost disappear when held at a distance. Sandy trichomes fill every nook and cranny of these nugs, making them appear frosty and cold. These high density nugs shaped like blunt, rounded cones will benefit from being introduced to your grinder. The flavor is minty and mysterious on the pull, with a slight tongue numbing quality. Upon exhaling you’ll taste tar and diesel as if you just licked a fresh paved road. A cerebral buzz sets in hitting you right between the eyes and leaving your body feeling numb. Great for relaxation, creative work or just plain gaming. This strain is potent and it can start your day, or completely end it depending on your dose. An indica that leaves your body soothed and your mind functioning and responsive.











