Lineage: Oz Kush x Z #18

Your favorite celestial cultivators at Alien Labs met the deep forest dwellers at Talking Terps within an astral glade—Brainwash is the result of years of carefully considered deep tissue mind massages for your cerebral cortex. The smell places you in a spice market at noontime, seeking shade under the eaves of a hookah joint—herbal, sweet, citrusy, and minty in the slow swirl of heat. Densely enfolding verdant pyramids, tinted with purple, hide peaks and valleys with fractal dimension above 3.6 and spiritual dimensions only the 4th eye can comprehend. Spicy and buttery on pull, with a sweetness that sits on the tongue and gives way to herbal, earthy, slightly tangy notes on the exhale. A very potent hybrid—sedating, calming, and mind-wandering, without overwhelming distraction. Perfect for a Friday slide into the weekend or a mellow ramp up to a more charged evening outing.

All Connected/Alien Labs Flower is graded on a point system that takes into account smell, color, structure, trim, and moisture content. Every single batch is meticulously evaluated by the expert eye of the Connected/Alien Labs team and judged using their deep knowledge of what a perfect example of each strain should embody. And the flower that gets a perfect score makes its way into an Alien Labs jar.

But true excellence isn’t so black and white. Sometimes, you get a yield that’s amazing, but not perfect. That’s the unpredictable and varied beauty of the cannabis plant. So, while some Alien Labs flower might not get a perfect score, they’re still excellent by any standard. This is what inspired the creation of Misfits.